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Post by UnklMickey on Apr 6, 2006 18:01:34 GMT -5
i thought i'd start a new type of thread.
all members who have an image account are welcome to tag on to this.
just post your joke on this thread and put a hyperlink to the punchline (captured as an image).
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Post by UnklMickey on Apr 6, 2006 18:03:04 GMT -5
if you call girls who hang around with musicians, " Groupies", what do you call guys who hang around with musicians? {(punchline)}  |
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Post by pollyshero on Apr 6, 2006 20:01:56 GMT -5
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Post by Ripper on Apr 6, 2006 21:56:38 GMT -5
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Post by sumgai on Apr 7, 2006 0:17:15 GMT -5
Since it's Pick On Drummers Day...... What's the difference between a drummer and an extra large pizza? .. ... .... EDIT: Holy Jeebus, this thing has been dead for how long?!?! I had to edit this to reveal the answer, it originally used a link to go to FileCabin, which of course has been dead for nearly a decade. Now, thanks to the miracle of modern forum-hosting.... {Punchline}The knocking gets faster and faster!
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Post by pollyshero on Apr 7, 2006 18:26:02 GMT -5
Saint Peter is checking ID's at the Pearly Gates, and first comes a Texan. "Tell me, what have you done in life?" says St. Peter. The Texan says, "Well, I struck oil, so I became rich, but I didn't sit on my laurels--I divided all my money among my entire family in my will, so our descendants are all set for about three generations." St. Peter says, "That's quite something. Come on in. Next!" The second guy in line has been listening, so he says, "I struck it big in the stock market, but I didn't selfishly just provide for my own like that Texan guy. I donated five million to Save the Children." "Wonderful!" says Saint Peter. "Come in. Who's next?" The third guy has been listening, and says timidly with a downcast look, "Well, I only made five thousand dollars in my entire lifetime." Saint Peter asked: i70.photobucket.com/albums/i110/theudog/sntptr.jpg |
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Post by UnklMickey on Aug 16, 2006 10:39:06 GMT -5
the crusty old guitar player thought he might "get lucky" with the cute young girl at his gig. while on break, he causally suggested they might spend some time to get to know one another better. perhaps a lot better! she said: "you're grossin' me out you dirty old poot. you're old enough to be my father!" he said: (punchline) |
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Post by tacobobbo on Aug 16, 2006 11:15:55 GMT -5
Well, I'm too stupid to figure out how to get a word document loaded into photobucket to link the punchline. NO, that wasnt 'sposed to be the joke. Really, it wasnt. ;D Stop laughing at me.
Bob
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Post by tacobobbo on Aug 16, 2006 11:17:31 GMT -5
Whadya mean I should take up drums?
Bob
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Post by wolf on Aug 16, 2006 15:24:18 GMT -5
tacobobboHere's an easy way to do it. Open up Microsoft Paint Click the text button (an icon with a capital ' A') and then type the punchline. Save the document as a ".gif" or ".jpg" file (newer versions of MS Paint will do this. Don't save it as a ".bmp" file - they are huge). Upload that file to photobucket. That's my low-tech solution for the day. 
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Post by pollyshero on Aug 16, 2006 17:56:28 GMT -5
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Post by UnklMickey on Sept 14, 2006 0:08:24 GMT -5
what is black and blue, and found in the dumpster, outside the gig? (punchline)
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Post by tacobobbo on Sept 14, 2006 16:26:00 GMT -5
what is black and blue, and found in the dumpster, outside the gig? (punchline)
The check for the gig? ;D |
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Post by reTrEaD on Mar 19, 2018 10:12:51 GMT -5
Ion: "It looks like I'm an ion now. I just lost an electron. Atom: "Are you sure?" {(punchline)}
Ion: "I'm positive." |
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Post by sumgai on Mar 19, 2018 11:10:23 GMT -5
Well, this certainly wins the kewpie doll for resurrecting the oldest thread, by far - 11 1/2 years!
I see that several examples aboond of pre-Spoiler punchlines. Is it possible for Yogi to catch these and fix 'em? I've already fixed my own because it was on FileCabin, not Puggedaboutit.
sumgai
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Post by reTrEaD on Mar 19, 2018 13:40:36 GMT -5
I'm using a flavor of Firefox which bypasses the PhotoBuggit ransom demand so I didn't have a problem seeing the PB images. Can you see the first one now that I changed it to display locally?
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Post by sumgai on Mar 26, 2018 1:09:16 GMT -5
I'm using a flavor of Firefox which bypasses the PhotoBuggit ransom demand so I didn't have a problem seeing the PB images. Can you see the first one now that I changed it to display locally? Yes, works like it says on the tin, thanks. Now, how much work was that? If the job can't be automated, then perhaps we just sit on it and not worry that we can't change history to match our new standards. Worse things have happened, amiright? |
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Post by reTrEaD on Mar 26, 2018 12:11:34 GMT -5
I'm not sure how much automation we need. There aren't many cases where the image is linked to rather than displayed on the page. Those are the only ones which need to be changed. For instance, the post after the one I fixed has this:
i70.photobucket.com/albums/i110/theudog/drmr1.jpg
which needs to be like this, for display on the page:
[img]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i110/theudog/drmr1.jpg[/img]
Or like this, if a spoiler is desired as well.
[spoiler][img]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i110/theudog/drmr1.jpg[/img][/spoiler]
Edit a few posts and you're done.
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