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Post by stratattack on Sept 23, 2006 2:54:42 GMT -5
Oh yea, I wired my stratocaster to shoot rockets when I select the bridge position and shred. Oprah Winfrey is my dad too.
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Post by tacobobbo on Sept 23, 2006 11:11:10 GMT -5
[quote Oprah Winfrey is my dad too.[/quote]
I see the resemblance. Bob
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Post by ChrisK on Sept 23, 2006 16:09:01 GMT -5
There once was a lady named White Who traveled much faster than light. She left home one day, in a relative way, And returned the previous night.
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Post by sumgai on Sept 23, 2006 17:15:09 GMT -5
Oh, so you saw her come back for seconds?
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Post by tacobobbo on Sept 23, 2006 23:50:33 GMT -5
Oh, so you saw her come back for seconds? Guess my reputation DOES precede me.....
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Post by tacobobbo on Sept 23, 2006 23:52:04 GMT -5
Oh, so you saw her come back for seconds? Guess my reputation DOES precede me..... Oh, wait.....this is the LIE thread... ;D
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Post by jeremyo83 on Oct 3, 2006 10:02:17 GMT -5
I didn't get lucky last night.
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Post by mikesr1963 on Oct 7, 2006 13:23:51 GMT -5
I've read 5 pages here and I'm p d. I'm posting mine until everyone else starts lying. Well! Just like I thought, no one wants to go first.
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Post by j48johnson on Oct 26, 2006 0:26:57 GMT -5
"I never had sexual relations with that woman".
Bill Clinton
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Post by j48johnson on Oct 26, 2006 0:27:59 GMT -5
....And the Cleveland Browns have beaten the Oakland Raiders in Superbowl 41!!!
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Post by bam on Oct 31, 2006 10:25:15 GMT -5
I am starting to feel guilty that I started this thread .. [weeps]
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Post by D2o on Apr 21, 2008 14:26:19 GMT -5
I can't think of a good lie ... but when I do ... [glow=blue,2,300]you will believe it.[/glow]
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Post by andy on Apr 21, 2008 16:02:34 GMT -5
The Truth Is Out There.
And that post above don't remind me of NOTHING...
double-negative notwithstanding...
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Post by mlrpa on Apr 21, 2008 16:53:14 GMT -5
JETS win the Superbowl!
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Post by cynical1 on Apr 21, 2008 18:53:55 GMT -5
...yeah, well, my Dad took bets from Pete Rose...
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Post by newey on Apr 21, 2008 22:45:02 GMT -5
DD v 2.0- Digging deep to resurrect this thread from a year and a half ago . . . The Big Lie is, of course, "Mission Accomplished". And I DID get lucky last night. Really. I swear it. No Kidding. I really did. Yours truly, Joe Isuzu
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Post by D2o on Apr 22, 2008 8:46:58 GMT -5
DD v 2.0- Digging deep to resurrect this thread from a year and a half ago . . . I searched long and hard for this LIE thread. Honest.
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Post by quarry on Apr 22, 2008 13:29:21 GMT -5
I ain't pretty, I can't dance, and my legs are thin...
(But don't ask me what I think of you... )
PS - name that tune!
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Post by D2o on Apr 22, 2008 13:40:51 GMT -5
I ain't pretty, I can't dance, and my legs are thin... (But don't ask me what I think of you... ) I dunno ... Oh Well, I tried.
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Post by quarry on Apr 22, 2008 19:37:19 GMT -5
I dunno ... Oh Well, I tried. Sigh... Wrong again. Remember what thread this is...
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Post by cynical1 on Apr 22, 2008 21:01:16 GMT -5
I ain't pretty, I can't dance, and my legs are thin... (But don't ask me what I think of you... ) PS - name that tune!Actually the lyric goes: "I can't sing, I ain't pretty and my legs are thin" ...and Peter Green stole it from me...along with my drummer Mick. ...and after I taught him all those licks...Oh Well...
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Post by sumgai on Apr 22, 2008 23:47:13 GMT -5
Yes, I heard it on your Kilnhouse album!
And that's no lie! ;D
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Post by cynical1 on Apr 23, 2008 1:07:07 GMT -5
Yes, I heard it on your Kilnhouse album! And that's no lie! ;D No, that wasn't me, I was playing bass with Rory Gallagher at the time...oh, and BTW, Irish food really sucks..and that's no lie...
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Post by D2o on Apr 23, 2008 14:27:03 GMT -5
Sigh... Wrong again. Remember what thread this is...Gee, Quarry, That was NOT a very nice thing to say! I DON'T appreciate it. Franz Kafka P.S. in all seriousness, I don't know if you meant to compliment me as well as you have, but thank you ... or .... I guess, remembering what the thread is, "SOD OFF, Bucko!"
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Post by quarry on Apr 23, 2008 16:34:12 GMT -5
But of course I meant to compliment you...
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Post by cynical1 on Apr 23, 2008 18:14:06 GMT -5
...odd that this thread resurfaced in an election year...
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Post by cynical2 on Apr 23, 2008 20:17:54 GMT -5
Why, after all I'm......
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Post by kuzi16 on Apr 30, 2008 0:30:05 GMT -5
1) i read through all of these posts before posting this. 2) I have been super motivated to finish (i mean start) my project guitar 3) its not just a block of wood and random parts in my basement. It really looks good and i havent had a single problem with it. No thanks to you guys.
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Post by quarry on May 12, 2008 15:09:54 GMT -5
I'm never going to buy another guitar... especially one off the Internet, without my wife's knowledge.
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Post by ChrisK on May 12, 2008 16:50:58 GMT -5
As in "an other" (singular)?
If so, it ain't lyin'.
Rather than admitting that I always lie, I never say that I never tell the truth.
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