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Jun 14, 2006 18:25:15 GMT -5
Post by quarry on Jun 14, 2006 18:25:15 GMT -5
according to my ex, only part of me is smart. Showing us your best side?!?!
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Jun 15, 2006 7:28:14 GMT -5
Post by johan on Jun 15, 2006 7:28:14 GMT -5
dig this.. I = L (I am a liar) I=L("I = L") (I, being a liar, say that I am a liar) ** Zeno's law: if I=L("x"), then x is untrue** (If I am a liar, then what I say is untrue) so I = L is always untrue, but we started from I = L is true (what we started from) and my point: what seems or we know to be impossible in math, is normal in language. ZJ
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Aug 16, 2006 19:25:06 GMT -5
Post by ssjazzrock on Aug 16, 2006 19:25:06 GMT -5
I know this is an old thread, but I had to do it....
given that women = time * money
and that time = money
it can be said that women = money^2
we all know that money = √evil
so... women = √evil^2
therefore women = evil
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Aug 16, 2006 20:06:31 GMT -5
Post by ChrisK on Aug 16, 2006 20:06:31 GMT -5
And God gives us daughters to punish us for being men.....
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Aug 16, 2006 22:45:59 GMT -5
Post by tacobobbo on Aug 16, 2006 22:45:59 GMT -5
re: All the above: I think, therefore: I Don't think so. 8-)Sorry guys, I hadta do it......sometimes the smarta$$ in me is just overpowering. ;D Bob
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Aug 17, 2006 14:08:12 GMT -5
Post by sumgai on Aug 17, 2006 14:08:12 GMT -5
Bob, Say, isn't it about time for your vacation to be starting?
;D
(Have a good one!)
sumgai
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Aug 17, 2006 17:23:53 GMT -5
Post by UnklMickey on Aug 17, 2006 17:23:53 GMT -5
I know this is an old thread, but I had to do it....
given that women = time * money... some folks say:dating a good woman is time and money, well-spent. i say:with the women i've dated, it's time and money,........well,.......spent. (punctuation is EVERYTHING.)
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Aug 28, 2006 12:16:57 GMT -5
Post by tacobobbo on Aug 28, 2006 12:16:57 GMT -5
And when you're married its just spent. 8-)Oh, and no dates. Bob
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