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Post by bam on May 13, 2006 2:03:21 GMT -5
Got this idea from another forum, it's pretty amusing.. let's lie !
*** WARNING : NO TRUTH ALLOWED except for this first post ***
c'mon guys ! let's see who invented the best lie ! ;D;D;D
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Post by Ripper on May 13, 2006 4:27:20 GMT -5
I look like Brad pitt, and play guitar like Stevie Ray Vaughan.
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Post by ux4484 on May 13, 2006 10:32:58 GMT -5
people used to call me "The White Stanley Clarke"
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Post by Runewalker on May 13, 2006 13:01:16 GMT -5
I'll have to think up a lie for myself. But how about this one and you nominate a member of this board most likely to say it: "I have transcended personal ego in this life...."
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GN2 Member Since I am without ego I of course am out of the running. RW |
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Post by pollyshero on May 14, 2006 11:38:15 GMT -5
I'm getting ready to go out on tour. My roadies are all seven (known) Charlie's Angels
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Post by mlrpa on May 14, 2006 19:56:34 GMT -5
I gave Les Paul the design for the Les Paul on a wrinkled, beer-stained napkin
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Post by sumgai on May 16, 2006 13:17:30 GMT -5
I am Leo Fender's long lost son!  sumgai
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Post by RandomHero on May 23, 2006 15:08:12 GMT -5
I am, in fact, both Lester Polfus and Leo Fender, neither of which are dead, as they are both one person who owns the guitar world. That being me.
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Post by UnklMickey on Jun 6, 2006 17:24:09 GMT -5
I am, in fact, both Lester Polfus and Leo Fender, neither of which are dead, as they are both one person who owns the guitar world. That being me. true, and i was really angry with you, for stealing my all my electric guitar ideas, and marketing them before i patented them. but since i have 2 successful businesses, (one of them under my pseudonym "Adolph Rickenbacker"), i'm over that now. and since the U.S. Supreme Court denied your claims against me (under my other pseudonym), i guess there IS justice in this world. www.prsguitars.com/news/stories/060506_singlecut.htmlliving well IS the best revenge. Paul unk |
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Post by ChrisK on Jun 6, 2006 20:22:37 GMT -5
I always lie.
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Post by RandomHero on Jun 6, 2006 20:24:26 GMT -5
Wait... CONTRADICTIO-*implodes*
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Post by vonFrenchie on Jun 7, 2006 11:45:16 GMT -5
I invented the humbucker
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Post by ux4484 on Jun 7, 2006 13:09:41 GMT -5
I taught Ry Cooder everything he knows!
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Post by quarry on Jun 7, 2006 15:15:26 GMT -5
I'd be famous right now, if Joe Satriani hadn't stolen all my licks...
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Post by Mini-Strat_Maine on Jun 7, 2006 15:26:43 GMT -5
I'd be famous right now, if Joe Satriani hadn't stolen all my licks... Hee, hee! I don't know if I've ever heard a Satch lick (err, one of your licks), but I know he's highly regarded. (Maybe I am getting old.) But that would make a heck of a tagline. Maybe I'd change it to EC, though. ;D |
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Post by ChrisK on Jun 7, 2006 19:15:06 GMT -5
I invented/spawned reality.
You're all part of my simulation.
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Post by lawrencedesigns on Jun 7, 2006 23:36:24 GMT -5
This is an interesting thread
Keeth Lawrence
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Post by quarry on Jun 8, 2006 3:14:15 GMT -5
This is an interesting thread Keeth Lawrence Now that's a good lie! |
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Post by ChrisK on Jun 8, 2006 16:49:51 GMT -5
The best lie is 6" from the cup.
DO NOT EXTRANEOUSLY EXTRAPOLATE THIS LIE LIE!
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Post by UnklMickey on Jun 8, 2006 17:02:40 GMT -5
...DO NOT EXTRANEOUSLY EXTRAPOLATE... you don't know me too well! |
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Post by wolf on Jun 12, 2006 10:15:47 GMT -5
And now for the biggest lie ........
I believe every one of you !!! ;D
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Post by quarry on Jun 12, 2006 14:56:36 GMT -5
I have a mint 1960 Gibson Les Paul Jr for the first one of you who sends me $75 for shipping and handling!  Oooohhhh... the lies are becoming cruel... |
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Post by UnklMickey on Jun 12, 2006 15:17:34 GMT -5
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Post by johan on Jun 20, 2006 15:11:39 GMT -5
I taught Ry Cooder everything he knows! I taught him the rest, but of course he forgot... |
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Post by UnklMickey on Jun 22, 2006 17:11:30 GMT -5
i am so happy that Bam started this thread.
this is exactly the sort of fun my good friend Al and i had in mind, years ago,
when we invented the internet.
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Post by ChrisK on Jun 22, 2006 17:17:40 GMT -5
Heck, I invented agriculture.
And dirt too.
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Post by UnklMickey on Jun 22, 2006 17:35:24 GMT -5
that wouldn't make you "older than dirt".
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Post by ux4484 on Jun 22, 2006 18:30:59 GMT -5
fifth Beatle...RIGHT HERE!!!
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Post by gumbo on Jun 26, 2006 19:42:07 GMT -5
DIY synth Strat?.......Piece of cake!
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Post by gumbo on Jun 26, 2006 19:48:26 GMT -5
We don't have reverse polarity problems in the Southern Hemishere....what're all you guys talking about?
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