Ford James Brown Jokes?

[eldungo]

Doesn't seem to be any. All the TV & Radio guys are on Vaca...Here's one my wife & I made up as far as I know...

James Brown & Gerald Ford walk into a bar. R.M. Nixon is tending bar. James Brown yells "IT'S TOO FUNKY IN HERE!". Dickie says "pardon me", Ford goes "I already did that!"

C'mon, THAT'S funny. I don't care who you are!

RIP JB, you crazy MelonFarmer!
Now this...
"I know I will go to hell,
because I pardoned Nixon."
-- Gerald Ford
yep, he said it.

[ranchtooth]

That joke was lamer than FDR's legs! (too soon?)
just kidding eldungo!

I can't really think of any jokes, besides the fact that Gerald Ford has fallen of this mortal stage/airplane/curb.

[Ripper]

I heard James brown woke the morning that he died and said...
" I dont feel good" na na na na na na na..." I think that I should"
lame, but hey!...I tried.
Rest in Peace James, you were one of a kind and you will be missed. Not by me, but someone will notice youre gone.

[avoriaz]

What were James Brown's last words?

"I don't feel good"




RIP James, I just know that you will laugh at that, otherwise I would not have posted it.

[hammeroff]

This isn't really a joke, just a funny comment I made.

First of all my buddies wife works on a military base, she says:

"We get Tuesday off because of Ford's funeral."

After a long pause I said:

"Man, talk about mixed emotions."