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Post by ChrisK on Apr 14, 2009 19:38:37 GMT -5
So I saw this bumper sticker on a fairly stark white minivan. It looked generic enough that it looked like a business delivery van with the typical simple stickers used by businesses, but it was not.
It said;
------------------------ | Driver Has No Cash. | |......He's Married!......| ------------------------
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Post by cynical1 on Apr 14, 2009 20:05:00 GMT -5
My favorite bumper sticker read:
If going to church makes you a Christian, does going to the garage make you a car?
Happy Trails
Cynical One
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Post by newey on Apr 14, 2009 20:38:43 GMT -5
My favorite:
"Horn Broken. Watch for Finger."
Maybe we should come up with some GuitarNutz bumper stickers of our own. Like:
"I'd Rather Be Overdriving My EL84s"
"Driver Has No Money. He Bought A Gibson"
"Tune Up, Plug In, Rock Out"
"My Other Vibrato Is A TremoLeo"
"It Goes To Eleven . . . "
I see e-commerce possibilities . . . ;D ;D
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Post by cynical1 on Apr 14, 2009 22:23:18 GMT -5
Years ago when I worked at a radio station we all had to come up with one liners for the stations irreverent bumper sticker promo. Mine was shot down, but I liked it...
My Child Is A Model Inmate At The Broad River Correctional Facility
Hey, it was South Carolina...it seemed appropriate...
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Post by sumgai on Apr 15, 2009 2:03:07 GMT -5
I always liked: GO AHEAD AND HIT ME MY LAWYER CAN BEAT UP YOUR LAWYER! But it wasn't until several years into where maturity was supposed to strike that I gained an appreciation of: My Karma Ran Over My Dogma
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Post by ChrisK on Apr 16, 2009 12:19:20 GMT -5
One of my favorites;
"My kid can beat the hell out of your honor student."
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Post by sumgai on Apr 16, 2009 13:07:33 GMT -5
No, no, Chris, it's:
My kid knocked up your honor student!
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