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Post by KIIMH on May 12, 2009 13:21:15 GMT -5
Liam Gallagher has vowed to disband Oasis if brother Noel makes a solo album. Oh well ... at least we'll still have Justin Timberlake's "Mother Lover*". * CAUTION!
NSFW ... actually ... NSF ... well ... pretty much anywhere: this is just all wrong and offensive as hell ... but may still cause you to roll on the floor laughing
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Post by cynical1 on May 12, 2009 19:12:38 GMT -5
You know, this is the type of sorry kylehead that always makes it big.
"Boo friggin' hoo...I make millions to be a petty bickering infant that plays music for a living...and I hate my band..."
[RANT]
Go kill yourself, loser!
I was never much of an Oasis fan before, and I have no use for them now. How many musicians coming up, or passed by, would kill to play with Sadam Hussien if it provided a steady gig and the salary these kyle-for-brains malcontents make every year.
You signed the contract, you took the money, you are a commodity. Do your friggin' job and shut it.
Take these sorry kylestains and stick them in front of Wal-Mart handing out cart for 6 months... My guess is he'd find a new found love for his brother...
[/RANT]
Okay, I feel better now...
Happy Trails
Cynical One
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Post by crazymanandy on May 13, 2009 0:52:30 GMT -5
Lol! I don't really know why he's freaking out over some side-projects...I mean, that's a pretty common thing to do. Whatevs. CMA
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Post by D2o on May 13, 2009 9:00:15 GMT -5
I've never been a fan of Oasis, either ... the first time I ever really knew that any song I had heard was by them was when my nephew played "Wonderwall" on acoustic guitar. My nephew played Wonderall on acoustic guitar because he could. Any kylehead can play Wonderwall on acoustic guitar ... just like any kylehead can play "Umbrella" by Diareihahanna ... but that doesn't mean the song should be played. Funny, Rihana is a good looking chick, and that Gallagher fellow has a Colin Farrell sort of swarthiness about him. You don't suppose attractiveness has had anything to do with their success? Let's look at these famous examples: Liam Gallagher - good looking, famous, carefree kylehead, and Noel Gallagher Colin Farell - good looking, famous, carefree kylehead Rihanna - good looking, famous, carefree kylehead Jessica Simpson - good looking, famous, stupid, talentless, carefree kylehead ... but poor Homer Simpson ... famous ... carefree ... hard-working family man ... does he get any respect?
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Post by ux4484 on May 13, 2009 10:07:07 GMT -5
*sigh* I never even heard of these guys before "More than words" (which I hate). The first time I ever heard them speak was when they were whining that they were "Rockers" and they were upset that the above mentioned song was the one they were mainly identified with. These guys could fall off the planet tomorrow and no one would notice.
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Post by D2o on May 13, 2009 10:26:50 GMT -5
Yeah, that's another barf-o-rama song that makes a little bit of throw-up come out, even if you only sing it in your head. "More Than Words" was by "Extreme" - right? ... See if you can refrain from vomiting when you think of "TRULY,MADLY,DEEPLY" by Savage Garden
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Post by ux4484 on May 13, 2009 10:51:55 GMT -5
Extreme.... Oasis... see what I mean.... who the F%&$ cares! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by D2o on May 13, 2009 10:57:24 GMT -5
Extreme.... Oasis... see what I mean.... who the F%&$ cares! ;D ;D ;D I sure do see what you mean! ... damn that piece of kyle "kylehead" for even bringing it up, eh? LOL
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Post by cynical1 on May 13, 2009 11:17:59 GMT -5
But Homer Simpson Rocks! And as he adeptly put it "Trying Is the First Step towards Failure" Happy Trails Cynical One
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Post by wolf on May 13, 2009 15:09:12 GMT -5
D2o when you said: I thought you were talking about this guy: and I never thought he had a Colin Farrell sort of swarthiness.
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Post by D2o on May 13, 2009 15:46:37 GMT -5
Of course, swarthiness can only really be measured in comparison to "The Spleen" from "Mystery Men".
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Post by cynical1 on May 13, 2009 20:18:03 GMT -5
Of course, swarthiness can only really be measured in comparison to "The Spleen" from "Mystery Men". Man, I thought I was the only guy in North America that liked Mystery Men. Even Tom Waits gets in there...and anything with Tom Waits in it is a keeper. Happy Trails Cynical One
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Post by D2o on May 14, 2009 8:25:31 GMT -5
... so YOU'RE the other member of the cult following!
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Post by cynical1 on May 14, 2009 11:05:13 GMT -5
...now I understand the reason for the bag over your head...
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Post by D2o on May 14, 2009 11:35:05 GMT -5
...now I understand the reason for the bag over your head... That's just sumgai ... if you heard him play the bass, you'd understand why he wears a bag over his head and why his audience wears ear plugs. My sister sent me and each of my siblings a copy of Mystery Men ... my wife did not get into that movie and has still never seen the whole thing. But I did ... I still crack up once in a while over lines like "Equilateral or ishosholeshe?" ... but I can just never seem to get into a situation where I can use that line ...
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Post by cynical1 on May 14, 2009 16:16:52 GMT -5
That move had Hank Azaria, Geoffrey Rush, Tom Waits, Paul Reubens, Eddie Izzard, Tom Waits and Luis Guzmán in a cameo... How could you not like this movie... Ok, so it had Ben Stiller in it... I suppose the same people that sneer at this movie never appreciated The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension either... Some people's kids... Happy Trails Cynical One
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Post by ux4484 on May 18, 2009 8:49:47 GMT -5
I suppose the same people that sneer at this movie never appreciated The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension either... Loved Mystery Men, even with Ben Stiller... can't stop watching it if I catch it surfing. I Loved John Lithgow and Christopher LLoyd in BB, but that was it. Big BOOtY.... Big BOO-TAY!
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Post by Teleblooz on May 29, 2009 19:28:09 GMT -5
"Boo friggin' hoo...I make millions to be a petty bickering infant that plays music for a living...and I hate my band..." [RANT] Go kill yourself, loser! That about says it.
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