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Post by sumgai on Jun 11, 2010 13:24:02 GMT -5
We've talked often enough about MarketingSpeak©, but now it appears that matters have, shall we say, escalated a bit. Observe:
A new supermarket recently opened up nearby. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.
In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.
I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.
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Post by KIIMH on Jun 11, 2010 13:54:56 GMT -5
seems liek, no matter where i go, toilet paper is everywhere … its liek i cant get it out of my head …
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Post by cynical1 on Jun 14, 2010 10:23:07 GMT -5
...what's it sound like in the condom aisle?
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Post by D2o on Jun 14, 2010 10:45:20 GMT -5
...what's it sound like in the condom aisle? So that’s what that "cat-in-the-dumpster" sound was about …
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Post by cynical1 on Jun 14, 2010 13:57:38 GMT -5
...touche...
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Post by gumbo on Jun 15, 2010 6:04:04 GMT -5
Good that they don't sell used bicycle seats.....
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