If you have to ask, you're too young....

[sumgai]

A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.

'Fred,' he replies.

'Fred what?' the officer asks.

'Just Fred,' the man responds.

The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name.

The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'

The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades.

When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school.

Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS.

Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.

Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS.

Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD.

Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am just Fred.'

The officer walked away in tears, laughing

[cynical1]

...because we all know VD is nothing to clap about...

[newey]

Most of our members are undoubtedly too young to remember . . .


. . .a time when the AMA took a doctor's license away.

[JFrankParnell]

wait, I know that song,
"the AMA took my license away
they took it away, away from me"

[ijustwannastrat]

Oh boy, that was good. Keep 'em coming!

[sumgai]

Apr 22, 2011 14:00:36 GMT -5 ijustwannastrat said:

Oh boy, that was good. Keep 'em coming!

OhhhhhKaaaaaayyy.............


One lazy Sunday morning the wife and I were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when I said to her unexpectedly, "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff immediately."

"Now why would you want me to do something like that ?", she asked.

"I figure a woman as fine as yourself would eventually remarry and I don't want some other arsehole using my stuff ", I replied.

She looked at me intently and said,





"What makes you think I'd marry another arsehole?"



Oooooh, that's just gotta hurt! ;D

[sumgai]

If you are especially masochistic (you like pain)......


I come home one afternoon, and wifey is sitting on the couch watching a cooking show on TV. I ask her "what are you watching that show for, you can't cook for beans". She looks at me and asks "why do you watch pron then?"



That's gotta hurt even worse! ;D

[Yew]

I take it the american qualification system is diffferent to the uk then?

[sumgai]

Well, that explains the mess we're in...... we don't have no "qualification system". At least, if we do, no one's told me about it!





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I hate it when the do that, leave me to figure things out for myself, 'cause I always screw it up, to the Royal max......