Please, grant me this wish....

[sumgai]

How to live forever.


I met a fairy today that said she would grant me one wish.

"I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

"Fine," I said, "Then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!"

"Oh, you are a crafty bastard, aren't you" said the fairy.

[irwired]

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Wirey

[gumbo]

...or "when the World realises that it has to put a price on carbon, and we all actually have to pay the price"

.....don't think for a moment that you've got a monopoly on idiocy there, sg....

...it's just that OUR crafty bastards are IN the parliament..

[sumgai]

g-f-b,

Same lowest common denominator, different continent.

In other news...... Hey, gummy! What's new with you? ;D   Got any part numbers you need ordered? (Hint, hint....)




sumgai

[gumbo]

Ha!...Yeah...

PM you soon!

[JFrankParnell]

i told this joke 'round the campfire last night and even the 10-12 y.o. set got it, and gave me a laugh, despite my poor timing.