Post by cynical1 on Jan 11, 2012 8:02:17 GMT -5
Recently a large global conference was held for some of the best and brightest medical minds practicing today. During a break between seminars a few of the Doctors were talking about their most recent achievements.
The Doctor from Korea commented, "We recently performed a full testicular transplant. Within 8 weeks the patient was out looking for gainful employment again."
The Japanese surgeon countered, "Very impressive. In Tokyo we performed a full heart transplant and within 6 weeks the patient was out looking for gainful employment again."
The British physician nodded, then offered, "In London we successfully performed a complete brain transplant. We were able to turn the patient around and have him looking for gainful employment within 5 weeks."
The American surgeon, who had been standing there the whole time, just put his hands in his pockets. Noticing they were all looking at him now he cleared his throat and said, "Gentlemen, you have an interesting approach, but let me offer this. In Wisconsin they elected a Governor with no balls, no heart and no brains...and now the whole State is out looking for work."
HTC1
The Doctor from Korea commented, "We recently performed a full testicular transplant. Within 8 weeks the patient was out looking for gainful employment again."
The Japanese surgeon countered, "Very impressive. In Tokyo we performed a full heart transplant and within 6 weeks the patient was out looking for gainful employment again."
The British physician nodded, then offered, "In London we successfully performed a complete brain transplant. We were able to turn the patient around and have him looking for gainful employment within 5 weeks."
The American surgeon, who had been standing there the whole time, just put his hands in his pockets. Noticing they were all looking at him now he cleared his throat and said, "Gentlemen, you have an interesting approach, but let me offer this. In Wisconsin they elected a Governor with no balls, no heart and no brains...and now the whole State is out looking for work."
HTC1
