Post by bowyn on Nov 4, 2012 21:32:49 GMT -5
Anyone know this Uncle Dizzy guy from Ebay? ID: Imagine64...
www.ebay.com/sch/imagine64/m.html?item=200834465627&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2562
Good goobly moobly. I was just doodling around checking out some guitar stuff on there and clicked on his SRV strat harness.
Dear God.
I'm no genius, but as dazzled as I was by the giant color shifting fonts, something was nagging at me from the part of my brain which resisted the "OOO, PURTY!" doom rays projecting out of the screen at me.
The distinct smell of B.S.
I'm really sick of people throwing together $15 - $20 or so worth of stuff and then adding an extra $50 worth of BIG GIANT COLORFUL Crap Words
According to his pictures, if you don't pay $45 for 2 of his "vintage" pots, you're dumb.
Or maybe his "FENDER STRATOCASTER WAX PAPER .1MFD .1uF CAP PHONEBOOK CHICLET 1958-61 CAPACITOR" for over $18.00 each...
oh, wait...
"last YEAR WAS $24.95!!
SPECIAL EBAY 2012 USA DEALER COST PRICE of now ONLY $18.05EA."
and:
"made with a BODY Shell of RARE VINTAGE 1950'S FACTORY cardstocks"
While I was going to tirade on several of his postings, this one is so chock full of crap that I could go on and on about it.
Again, I don't know everything (I'm actually a bit dense) and maybe in some magic fairy dust way this guy rubs mojo off of his butt onto stuff, but it sounds to me like about a book's worth of B.S. Hype condensed into a thick stew of stupid.
To whit:
"PRICE DROP! NOW ONLY $18.05EA. A MORE THAN FAIR PRICE FOR THE BEST REPRO CAPS ON THE INTERNET!"
Ummm, no. No. Reproductions? Seriously?
"ATTENTION FELLOW 'FRIENDS OF LEO'..."
Well, ain't that cute.
"PLEASE RIDDLE ME THIS!"
What are we in a f%^king BATMAN comic now?
"HOW DOES A GUITARS' CAPACITOR GET 'THAT TRASHED' WHEN IT'S WAS INSIDE A GUITAR AND UNTOUCHED FOR OVER 55 YEARS!"
1. There was never a question posed during his raving about anything being trashed. This just sort of came out of nowhere. Oh, and Question Marks are free, friend.
2. If it is inside a guitar and untouched for 55 years, why would it be "trashed" at all?
"AND WHY ANY 'FRIENDS OF LEO' WOULD BE HAPPY TO PAY THROUGH THE NOSE FOR 'BEAT-UP', SO CALLED 'RELIC'D' INCORRECT CAPACITOR!!"
Or for that matter, pay through the nose for this guy's Repro, Reliced, overpriced crap? Besides, he can't even figure out how to use a question mark.
"(IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, IT REALLY IS KIND OF SILLY!)"
Oh, I gotcha there, for sure.
"CALIFORNIA CUSTOM AND CLASSIC CAPACITORS 'DOES NOT OVERLY RELIC' THEIR CAPACITORS. THEY LIGHTLY OR SLIGHTLY 'AGE' THESE CAPACITORS."
This just doesn't make any sense to me. Jeff Beck didn't walk into some Fender shop and tell them "They put a shiny new capacitor in this thing... no no no, go back there and find me a really sh*&tty one and put it in there. What's wrong with you people?"
I imagine back then Leo Fender had some geriatric ladies walking around with capacitors in their bras all day to get that good sweaty "broke in" feel to them, because of COURSE none of those "greats" would ever have considered using new equipment. "Fender? Yeah, this is Keith Richards... I just ordered me a new Tele and I received it today.. there's not a mark on it. What the hell, man? I want you to take this guitar back and beat the sh*it out of it. Rub it on some bums and get some real stink on it. Make sure all the white stuff gets that mucus/diseased fingernail look to it. You guys should know this!"
"BUT ONLY AS IT PERTAINS TO NATURAL AGING. SUCH AS: YEARS OF SLIGHT HEAT AND COLD CHANGES, US/UK REGIONAL OZONE VARIANCES."
Really? I got no words.
"TRUE ORGANICALLY TINTED TO FACTORY SPECS. AND ORIGINAL SURFACE TEXTURES."
From the Data sheet of these caps:
"...
...
Color: Must be within 1%-5% of piss-colored.
...
...
Surface Texture: Shiny is bad. Make it not shiny."
"THE NORMAL YET VERY LITTLE VINTAGE DIRT & FUNK"
Dear Guitar Enthusiasts... Dirt and Funk will now be charged at a premium. Typical dirt and funk gathered from homeless people. For an upcharge of $25, your capacitors will come from a select stock where the dirt and funk was gathered from a heroin addicted ex-super model.
+$10 for our special "Smell the Funk" versions. Not only will your guitar LOOK vintage, it will SMELL vintage as well! Ever wished your gear smelled like alcohol vomit or random stage-thrown underwear? Our special "Smell Relic" service will guarantee that your next gig will find you surrounded by an odor normally reserved for only the most rich and depraved celebrities. You can't have the FUNK without the FUNK! (tm)
Hmm.. reading his words again, I realize he specifically said "Vintage dirt and funk." The man is a time traveler.
Bzzzzpt! Time: 17:55 Date: June 7th, 1962
"Pardon me sir, I just want to scrape a bit of grime from you."
Runs cackling back to his time machine.
Otherwise this dude has a baggy of sweaty, nasty, funky crap that's he has been stowing since the 60s. "You just can't get filth like this anymore, man.. it doesn't have the same Mojo."
"AND THE TYPICAL WAX CAPACITOR SHELL WRAP SWEAT!"
Good lord... I was actually joking... but there it is...
"THAT'S IT!"
Amazing.
www.ebay.com/sch/imagine64/m.html?item=200834465627&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2562
Good goobly moobly. I was just doodling around checking out some guitar stuff on there and clicked on his SRV strat harness.
Dear God.
I'm no genius, but as dazzled as I was by the giant color shifting fonts, something was nagging at me from the part of my brain which resisted the "OOO, PURTY!" doom rays projecting out of the screen at me.
The distinct smell of B.S.
I'm really sick of people throwing together $15 - $20 or so worth of stuff and then adding an extra $50 worth of BIG GIANT COLORFUL Crap Words
According to his pictures, if you don't pay $45 for 2 of his "vintage" pots, you're dumb.
Or maybe his "FENDER STRATOCASTER WAX PAPER .1MFD .1uF CAP PHONEBOOK CHICLET 1958-61 CAPACITOR" for over $18.00 each...
oh, wait...
"last YEAR WAS $24.95!!
SPECIAL EBAY 2012 USA DEALER COST PRICE of now ONLY $18.05EA."
and:
"made with a BODY Shell of RARE VINTAGE 1950'S FACTORY cardstocks"
While I was going to tirade on several of his postings, this one is so chock full of crap that I could go on and on about it.
Again, I don't know everything (I'm actually a bit dense) and maybe in some magic fairy dust way this guy rubs mojo off of his butt onto stuff, but it sounds to me like about a book's worth of B.S. Hype condensed into a thick stew of stupid.
To whit:
"PRICE DROP! NOW ONLY $18.05EA. A MORE THAN FAIR PRICE FOR THE BEST REPRO CAPS ON THE INTERNET!"
Ummm, no. No. Reproductions? Seriously?
"ATTENTION FELLOW 'FRIENDS OF LEO'..."
Well, ain't that cute.
"PLEASE RIDDLE ME THIS!"
What are we in a f%^king BATMAN comic now?
"HOW DOES A GUITARS' CAPACITOR GET 'THAT TRASHED' WHEN IT'S WAS INSIDE A GUITAR AND UNTOUCHED FOR OVER 55 YEARS!"
1. There was never a question posed during his raving about anything being trashed. This just sort of came out of nowhere. Oh, and Question Marks are free, friend.
2. If it is inside a guitar and untouched for 55 years, why would it be "trashed" at all?
"AND WHY ANY 'FRIENDS OF LEO' WOULD BE HAPPY TO PAY THROUGH THE NOSE FOR 'BEAT-UP', SO CALLED 'RELIC'D' INCORRECT CAPACITOR!!"
Or for that matter, pay through the nose for this guy's Repro, Reliced, overpriced crap? Besides, he can't even figure out how to use a question mark.
"(IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, IT REALLY IS KIND OF SILLY!)"
Oh, I gotcha there, for sure.
"CALIFORNIA CUSTOM AND CLASSIC CAPACITORS 'DOES NOT OVERLY RELIC' THEIR CAPACITORS. THEY LIGHTLY OR SLIGHTLY 'AGE' THESE CAPACITORS."
This just doesn't make any sense to me. Jeff Beck didn't walk into some Fender shop and tell them "They put a shiny new capacitor in this thing... no no no, go back there and find me a really sh*&tty one and put it in there. What's wrong with you people?"
I imagine back then Leo Fender had some geriatric ladies walking around with capacitors in their bras all day to get that good sweaty "broke in" feel to them, because of COURSE none of those "greats" would ever have considered using new equipment. "Fender? Yeah, this is Keith Richards... I just ordered me a new Tele and I received it today.. there's not a mark on it. What the hell, man? I want you to take this guitar back and beat the sh*it out of it. Rub it on some bums and get some real stink on it. Make sure all the white stuff gets that mucus/diseased fingernail look to it. You guys should know this!"
"BUT ONLY AS IT PERTAINS TO NATURAL AGING. SUCH AS: YEARS OF SLIGHT HEAT AND COLD CHANGES, US/UK REGIONAL OZONE VARIANCES."
Really? I got no words.
"TRUE ORGANICALLY TINTED TO FACTORY SPECS. AND ORIGINAL SURFACE TEXTURES."
From the Data sheet of these caps:
"...
...
Color: Must be within 1%-5% of piss-colored.
...
...
Surface Texture: Shiny is bad. Make it not shiny."
"THE NORMAL YET VERY LITTLE VINTAGE DIRT & FUNK"
Dear Guitar Enthusiasts... Dirt and Funk will now be charged at a premium. Typical dirt and funk gathered from homeless people. For an upcharge of $25, your capacitors will come from a select stock where the dirt and funk was gathered from a heroin addicted ex-super model.
+$10 for our special "Smell the Funk" versions. Not only will your guitar LOOK vintage, it will SMELL vintage as well! Ever wished your gear smelled like alcohol vomit or random stage-thrown underwear? Our special "Smell Relic" service will guarantee that your next gig will find you surrounded by an odor normally reserved for only the most rich and depraved celebrities. You can't have the FUNK without the FUNK! (tm)
Hmm.. reading his words again, I realize he specifically said "Vintage dirt and funk." The man is a time traveler.
Bzzzzpt! Time: 17:55 Date: June 7th, 1962
"Pardon me sir, I just want to scrape a bit of grime from you."
Runs cackling back to his time machine.
Otherwise this dude has a baggy of sweaty, nasty, funky crap that's he has been stowing since the 60s. "You just can't get filth like this anymore, man.. it doesn't have the same Mojo."
"AND THE TYPICAL WAX CAPACITOR SHELL WRAP SWEAT!"
Good lord... I was actually joking... but there it is...
"THAT'S IT!"
Amazing.