Summary: One Year of Online Guitar Research
May 6, 2023 20:00:46 GMT -5
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Post by mr22 on May 6, 2023 20:00:46 GMT -5
From March 2022 to May 2023 I did an extensive research project to see what could be learned about guitar and guitar playing from the Internet. I read forums, I watched videos, I read blogs, et cetera.
What did I discover?
(1) The Electric Guitar Internet is an informational wasteland that is obsessed with gear. If you want information, you would be better off going to a library.
The Electric Guitar Internet (EGI) might be one of the least insightful, least useful places on the entire Internet. If you value your time, then reading the EGI might always be a bad idea.
Statistically, the EGI is a bad place to learn about the science or art of guitar playing. To a first approximation, the EGI only talks about gear. I suspect that less than 5% of conversations on the EGI talk about music, performing, acoustic science, recording engineering, or music theory. If you want to learn about music, you would probably be better off limiting yourself to YouTube channels that focus on lessons and performances. Don't click on anything related to gear, or else your recommendations feed will be poisoned.
What people say about gear is usually not even wrong. (See en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Not_even_wrong for what I mean.) Most assertions cannot be verified or tested.
Reading most forums is like looking at a stack of 1000 graded multiple-choice math tests and seeing that the median score is 5%. If there is no penalty for guessing, someone should be able to score 20-25% on a multiple choice test. If that's the case, how could the median score be
5%?
It's simple.
- People who know what they're talking about don't spend time on forums.
- The marketers on those forums know the truth, but they need to say the opposite for marketing reasons.
- I suspect that many people on forums know that most claims about 'tone' are hoaxes, but they they stay silent for the same reason that magicians don't reveal their tricks: it would spoil the stagecraft if people knew what they were actually seeing.
And the other people on the forums? They tend to repeat the urban legends and marketing copy.
If you want to learn about electric guitar, the Internet is almost certainly not the right place to go. Instead, you should go to a library, talk to a recording engineer, or ask for advice from someone who fixes guitars (but does not sell them).
There are some high points on the EGI. This forum is one of them. The Electrical Audio Forums are also good (probably because many of the people commenting there are recording engineers). Electrosmash.com is good. And Freestompboxes has some insightful things to say. I like Jim Lill's YouTube channel and "Dave's World of Fun Stuff" (he's a luthier who videotapes his repair jobs -- language is NSFW or for kids).
(2) Virtually every video you see is an advertisement.
Producing videos is hard work. In the long run, people won't do it for free.
I have a conjecture about successful YouTube channels. If the video shows someone doing something that is not their regular day job, then it is an advertisement. For example, if a video channel shows a man doing honeybee removals, and that's his day job, then the video is not an advertisement. If the video shows a college professor lecturing, then it's not an advertisement. And if the video shows a luthier fixing guitars, and that's their day job, then it's not an advertisement. (If the person is filming infomercials about guitar gear and that is their day job, then of course, the video is an advertisement.)
There is nothing wrong with advertisements. However, there is something wrong with people doing gear reviews who don't disclose that they advertisements.
One big law of the Internet is that if you're not paying for the service, then you're the product. The same is true for YouTube videos.
(3) Almost no one has data to back up their claims, because personal experience is invalid data.
People on the Internet make plenty of claims about 'tone' or sound. Virtually none of them are backed up by any evidence. People will claim that "they can hear it." They almost certainly have not put themselves through double-blind tests to determine whether they're right. Although they may strongly believe that "they can hear it" and they can remember what they heard, they're probably wrong.
When it comes to sound, personal experience is usually not valid data.
Check out any reputable scientific research on the question "can people hear the difference between A and B?" You will find that any careful science done on audio A/B testing assumes the following.
- People can't remember sounds for very long -- a few seconds, max.
- People are extremely suggestible, especially when non-auditory cues are present.
- A double-blind testing situation is mandatory to prevent the experimenter from tipping off the subject.
- A and B must be volume matched or else two identical recordings can sound different.
Constructing an experiment that takes all of these things into account is very, very hard. This means that you can probably disregard anyone's claims about A/B comparisons such as "ash is brighter than mahogany, I can hear the difference."
When YouTube channels do careful back-to-back volume matched comparisons that switch back and forth between options in under a few seconds, the results tend to be sobering. For example, Jim Lill's videos upset many people because he plays two different things back-to-back
and gets indistinguishable tones -- even when the visual cues are present! I suspect that Lill has B-reel footage of him trying the side-to-side comparisons without any visual cues, but he scrapped them because people probably would not believe that he was, say, switching back and forth between a Marshall amp and his tacklebox solid-state amp.
One common claim on forums is that "science says there is no difference, but I can hear a difference." Presumably they mean that EQ curves or spectrum analyses show no difference, but they have hearing that is more acute than scientific instruments. This is a claim that can be tested. A carefully-designed experiment could determine whether these people are right. Some variant of the experiment described here (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_tasting_tea ) could be done with audio. I suggest that some motivated soul create an audio version of the James Randi One Million Dollar Paranormal Challenge to reward these people if they're right. (More information here. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Million_Dollar_Paranormal_Challenge )
A useful consequence of reading audio research is that it confirms what Frank Zappa said about writing about music. If someone can't recall what they heard, then surely they're not going to be able to describe it to someone else. Garbage in, garbage out.
(4) Gear discussions are usually indistinguishable from wine taster discussions.
One of the only useful things to come out of online gear discussions is the term "corksniffing." Whoever coined this term and introduced it to gear discussions is a genius.
Analogies can be liberating. They provide a momentary sense of perspective that could grow until it takes a bad idea and dislodges it from your mind.
"Corksniffing" refers to wine fanciers smelling the cork and then reeling off a bizarre string of adjectives to describe the fermented grape juice that is about to be served. (For examples of what these confabulations sound like, check out this sommelier quote generator phrasegenerator.com/wine .) For those who have not been inducted into the wine tasting elect, sommeliers are self-evidently absurd and hilarious.
Now remember a time when you heard someone talking about varieties of germanium transistor, tonewood, or capacitor. Or perhaps talking about the quality of guitar during a certain year of production. When someone calls "corksniffing," you can suddenly see why it is probably
absurd to think that a PNP germanium transistor of 1950's vintage has a "spongy, warm, tube-like, touch-sensitive" response when used in a fuzz circuit.
Scientific tests of wine tasting show that wine tasters cannot reliably tell one wine from another. A wine researcher took some white wine, colored it red, and asked the same group of wine tasters to taste both the dyed and un-dyed wine and to report what they tasted. Apparently, adding flavorless red dye was enough to transform the white wine adjectives into red wine adjectives. (Full story here: www.realclearscience.com/blog/2014/08/the_most_infamous_study_on_wine_tasting.html )
"Corksniffing" is an adjective that should be introduced to any hobbyist community that suffers from gear problems -- photographers, cyclists, cookware enthusiasts, audiophiles, et cetera. It will save people a lot of time and money.
(5) Smartphones have made amazing music-related apps available for close to nothing.
If you are interested in improving your rhythm, improving your ear, learning music theory, et cetera, then there are several affordable flat-fee apps that will help you with your training. (There are also good subscription apps, but flat fee apps are always preferable to subscription apps.)
I'm a fan of "Perfect Ear" (flat fee) and "Rhythm Trainer" (subscription).
Also, music recording and production has never been easier. A person could conceivably record a high-quality song and music video using a smartphone alone.
(6) Understanding EQ curves, the properties of waves, and basic circuitry will save you a lot of trouble.
If you understand frequency response curves, how to use equalization, and how common overdrive/distortion effects affect wave forms, then you'll be able to steer clear of many delusions people have about amps, pickups, and guitars. Understanding basic physics and circuit design is also helpful.
For example, these excellent posts show the frequency response of the Joyo American Sound pedal for different knob positions. www.tdpri.com/threads/different-voice-settings-on-joyo-american-sound.821457/ www.tdpri.com/threads/joyo-american-vs-tech21-blonde-comparison-many-graphs.786013/ . Since the frequency response plots are provided, it's possible to avoid the meaningless "corksniffing" language and to get an idea of what is really going on.
Forum member Antigua's careful research has convinced me that the intrinsic sound of an electric guitar is determined by three things. (1) The inductance, capacitance, and resistance of the pickups. (2) The size of the wire loops that constitute the pickup. (3) The position of the pickup coils relative to the strings, bridge, and nut. It follows that if you're a player who likes clean tones, the only way that you can dial in the 'tone' that you want is to select a guitar that has the pickups in the position that you want and in a size that you want. Then select pickups that have a low inductance and capacitance, giving the pickups a high resonant frequency. Then, if the resonant frequency is too high, you can bring it back down by wiring in a capacitor of your choice in parallel with the pickup. I've done this and it works very well. If the output of these pickups is not what you want, add some gain somewhere in your signal chain.
(7) People online don't care about the truth, they care about winning. Online discussions are reality TV, not intelligent discourse.
No one ever got fired for playing a swamp ash Telecaster instead of an alder Telecaster on stage. But plenty of people felt the irrational desire to win an argument about which one sounds "brighter" or "punchier" as if their life depended on it.
Online discussions are like reality TV. At best, they're a guilty pleasure. There may be something of value occasionally, by accident, just like how someone on a reality TV show may occasionally say something intelligent and worthwhile that will not be caught by the editor.
Most of the people who say things that are worth hearing would be terrible reality TV show contestants. Could you imagine a reality TV show featuring Antigua (to be clear, he's one of my heroes), Steve Albini, and this guy (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8dp9clGe-I&t=3s) who created about a 60 minute documentary about guitar electronics that basically says everything there is worth saying about the subject?
One problem with "reality TV" is that the amount of truth and quality in the world will always be dwarfed by people's need to be entertained. That's why fiction was invented: because reality couldn't provide enough entertainment.
And if you read online comments about a topic, eventually you'll run out of truth and there will be nothing left but fictions and drama.
(8) Herbert Simon's satisficing/maximizing theory of choice is invaluable if you want to survive the Internet age.
If you want to make decisions about what gear to buy and what content is worth your time, then the Internet can be overwhelming and confusing. The sheer number of options can inspire you to try out everything, leaving you much poorer as a result.
That is by design.
Every time you log in, you are going up against grandmasters of marketing who can command building-sized server farm supercomputers that are programmed by honest-to-god math geniuses. If you spend a lot of time online, eventually they will convince you to do what they want you to do. In the long run, you cannot win.
What do they want you to do? Keep buying, and keep watching.
Their goal is to convince you that what you have is not good enough, and that your problems can be solved with another purchase. Then they have a huge incentive to do this again and again until the purchasing becomes a habit. They also have a huge incentive to keep you watching (instead of practicing or playing guitar with others). They also have an incentive to keep you curious about the effects of small differences (why else would someone own more than one overdrive pedal?).
To protect yourself from this, commit to being a "satisficer" rather than a "maximizer." A satisficer is someone who has a goal in mind. They keep trying to reach that goal, and when they reach that goal, they stop. A maximizer is someone who is trying to find a global optimum. Achieving their goals is never enough, because they always need to check that they have the absolute best configuration.
The Internet is designed to provoke maximizers into going deep into every rabbit hole. The Wirecutter articles like "we tested 87 carrot peelers to see which one was the best -- this is what we found" model behavior that has become normal among Internet users. This sort of search is like a form of drug addiction for a maximizer. Research, purchase, anticipation, novelty high, acclimatization, dissatisfaction, repeat.
The good news is that you can become a satisficer pretty easily. Just write down what you need to be able to do with your musical instruments and gear. And when you've reached that point, stop researching and buying. Just replace stuff as it breaks and wears out.
Personally, my criterion is that I want to be able to play White Stripes songs, Nirvana songs, and Surf Rock tunes. That's it. You can do that for much less than $2000.
But be careful: the marketing grandmasters have a clever way of turning satisficers into maximizers. They convince them that their goal should be that they should be as versatile as possible -- be able to cover any song, any tone, to be able to always capture "the sound in their head."
This is a trap. It's a good one! (They're grandmasters of marketing, after all.) If they get their way, they will convince you that you need to do shootouts to compare "everything tone" kits like Kemper, Helix, Tonex, and AxeFX -- and then they'll convince you that none of these can nail fuzz, so you also need to go out and buy every fuzz pedal on the planet, because, of course, every one of them is different.
The only way to be happy is to acknowledge that you will never be happy. The only way to have enough is to understand that there can never be enough.
Conclusion
I'm done with this research project. Hopefully this little essay is a rope that you can use to climb out of the rabbit hole I've been in.
Never forget: learning about musical instruments online (or bicycles or cookware or hiking gear or photography) is sort of like trying to get gold out of seawater. Yes, the gold is in there somewhere, and in a surprisingly large concentration. But if you try to get it, you'll waste a lot of energy and your backyard will be quickly filled with metric tons of toxic sludge.
Just stop. Close the computer. And go play your guitar.
[Edit: typos, fixed URLs]