I found this on YouTube the other day, it seems like a good fit for us here in The NutzHouse.
Might I suggest that readers bookmark/favorite the link to this thread, and use that copied link to help newcomers who might not yet be familiar with these operations....
(I have taken the "liberty" to store this on my own drive, should it disappear for some reason in the future. If the YT link goes south, please alert someone on the Staff, and we'll get it re-posted. Thanks.)
Rule #1: All Lives Are Final. Make sure that the life you have just been issued is appropriate for your needs, before departing the womb.
Rule #2: In case you don't like the life you have, see Rule #1.