Have you used our Search function to look for mentions of "Spin-a-split"? I got a plethora of results, some dating back more than 10 years. A quick look-see reveals that many of the schematics are still on display. (Grrrrr, bad PhotoBucket, bad - no money for you!)
Rule #1: All Lives Are Final. Make sure that the life you have just been issued is appropriate for your needs, before departing the womb.
Rule #2: In case you don't like the life you have, see Rule #1.